Good lord, I was singing it this morning. Ibis went digging under the sink for caulk to seal the AC unit and found a cockroach nest instead. They'd taken over the box full of caulk and other home-type things, He doesn't normally react when surprising a bug so when he threw the box onto the patio I knew it was trouble.
We counted half a dozen squirmy beasts mixed in among the varnish, thinner and sandpaper. I say we like I was anywhere near him; my support came from atop a chair in the other room. He used half a can of garden-scent spray then watched as they lay on their backs, gasping for air.
By the time he finished sealing the AC unit, they had passed.
*moment of silence*
Now I get to clean up the results of throwing a box full of junk across the house. Two more days till my friends arrive so I better have things back in order by then!