I'm trying to look at the bright side of this.
1 - I can't catch a cold. Germs are communicable. No communicating, no germs!
2 - I won't get a sunburn. I don't follow her blog -- it was linked through a site I do read. But funny she was in Mexico. (Although I did get a bit of a sunburn yesterday.)
3 - I can watch all the movies and read all the books I want. Yes, I do that anyway, but we're looking at the bright side, remember?
4 - I won't miss an update on my latest obsession. Don't ask, it's better if you don't.
5 - I'll be here in case anyone wants to chat via Messenger, Facebook, Skype, Yahoo, Google... (okay, but only those people who already have my information. I do have some boundaries...)
6 - I can finally count the number of cracks in the walls caused by the numerous mini-earthquakes we've had.
7 - Umm, what else... I won't miss any late-breaking news from the megaphoned-cars that drive around whenever there's late-breaking news.
8 - Still not to ten? Let's see... I can scrub the gecko poop out of the window sill. Hmm... this isn't really what I had in mind when I started this.
9 - Wow, this is harder than I imagined... ooh, I know. I can thank my parents for providing me with an education so that the life I'm living is by choice, not because I have no other options.
10 - Oh! I thought of a good one -- I can finally start my edits! That's write -- er, right -- the new writes are done! Current word count: 80,058. Now back to the beginning.
Care to add to my list?