I just had to share that I chased a two-inch long cockroach out the front door last night. I was in bed watching a movie, got up to go to the bathroom, and when I turned on the light TWO cockroaches ran across the floor.
One normal sized, which I hairsprayed to death in the sink.
The second was GINORMOUS. And apparently afraid of hairspray. I chased him to the front door but he was so big he wouldn't fit underneath. I cracked it open and "encouraged" him in that direction, and he scurried his ugly butt towards the stairs.
I am a hairspray-weilding ninja. Don't mess with me.
And yes, there were some girly screams involved.
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Geez, you should have handed him the broom and had him clean up a bit before he left. ICK!
I thought about it, but the image of him getting stuck in my broom deterred me.
Gross.
You have great hairspray-fu and I am envious of your courage. I would have run outside and let him have the house!
Two inches! That's the reason I like it up north. The cold keeps us free of monster bugs.
I'd normally have let him have the run of the house (like I do with little spiders) but this guy was NASTY. I didn't want him crawling all over things or to accidentally step on him in the middle of the night.
Eeek! I'd have some girly screams, too!
Ewwwwwwwww! (That's my girly scream reading about the giant monsterbugs. Ewwwwwww! Nice moves though, with the hairspray insecticide. Way to go.
Ewwwwwwww! I'm going to take a bath now.
Okay, I'm very much a live and let live kinda gal. Spiders and creepy crawlies don't get me upset, but may I just say A TWO INCH COCKROACH????
:pause for girlie scream:
I forgot to mention he was almost an inch across.
::shiver::
Watch out, she weilds a can of aerosol!
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