Me: So honey, I meant to ask you. Why did you put that loose piece of bread in the fridge?
Him: Oh, well. I was going to eat it, but then, well, I forgot about it.
Me: So it wasn't on purpose?
Him: No, I forgot.
(here I explained about yesterday's blog post and how my readers all declared him, if not a genius, smart)
Me: So you're just lazy.
Him: *smiling* I suppose.